Q: How can I better express my inner Zou?
A: Talk to members of our friendly clan about the many benefits of membership in the Alliance, which include (but are not limited to) total freedom from clan meetings, a personal initiation into the obscure teachings of the Emperor Duck, and a really nifty secret handshake.
Q: What does Zouclougiest mean, anyway?
A: The name of our clan was selected because most of the really good names were already taken (for example, we had to reject the "Duck Quill," the "Puddleby Duck Society," and the "Duck Bastards"). It has its origins in the obscure teachings of the Emperor Duck and is not easily explained to the non-initiate.
Q: Is Geraldus a wizard?
A: No. He is not. Never has been and never will be!
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of its legs are both the same.
Q: Why a duck?
A: The duck is a noble creature of great breeding and refinement, is a talented and useful species, and is darn good-looking besides.